HO(me)

HO went away for a long, long time [HO note: 3 days]. Just before she came home other humans came into the mountain lair. One of them fed and played with us and left. The other slept in HO's bed and left in the morning and when she came back she had HO with her.

HO is unable to snuggle with McSwiffer now! She always says OW NOT THERE. It is most inconvenient.

However, having HO home all the time is pleasurable, and McSwiffer will eventually use her stealth to snuggle.

Ninjapants has gotten large and thinks she runs the lair.


However, McSwiffer is in fact in charge and will not permit it to be otherwise.

New Furniture

HO has allowed strangers into the lair. They left something large and soft. HO calls it a COUCHADEATH. Ninjapants has claimed one corner of it. McSwiffer cannot allow her enjoyment of the COUCHADEATH to be obvious, but it does permit her to lie with HO which the other chair did not.

HO has taken a photograph of Ninjapants enjoying the COUCHADEATH.


Stupid Ninjapants.