Asleep/Awake

Asleep, quiet and beautiful.



Asleep and stupid.


Awake and sexay.


Awake and crazy.

That is all.

HO(me)

HO went away for a long, long time [HO note: 3 days]. Just before she came home other humans came into the mountain lair. One of them fed and played with us and left. The other slept in HO's bed and left in the morning and when she came back she had HO with her.

HO is unable to snuggle with McSwiffer now! She always says OW NOT THERE. It is most inconvenient.

However, having HO home all the time is pleasurable, and McSwiffer will eventually use her stealth to snuggle.

Ninjapants has gotten large and thinks she runs the lair.


However, McSwiffer is in fact in charge and will not permit it to be otherwise.

New Furniture

HO has allowed strangers into the lair. They left something large and soft. HO calls it a COUCHADEATH. Ninjapants has claimed one corner of it. McSwiffer cannot allow her enjoyment of the COUCHADEATH to be obvious, but it does permit her to lie with HO which the other chair did not.

HO has taken a photograph of Ninjapants enjoying the COUCHADEATH.


Stupid Ninjapants.

It Likes Paper

Ninjapants happens to enjoy shredding various types of papers:


HO is not thrilled with this. She takes pains to hide the papers but Ninjapants is good at finding them. McSwiffer wonders if perhaps this bad behaviour will cause Ninjapants to be ejected from the Mountain Lair... this would please McSwiffer and she would be able to get back to her everyday napping and sleeping.

I Am Le Tired

Look At Its Eyes

See? Crazy.

This is McSwifferpants' Blog

Not the Ninjapants Blog!

McSwifferpants epitomises confidence:



And grace:



Ninjapants epitomises crazy laser eyes and clumsiness:

Ninjapants

At least it is clean. And it seems to like the same things that McSwifferpants likes, such as jumping into boxes and chewing on their corners. And it does not seem to challenge McSwifferpants' rule.



It makes SKEEK sounds when it wants HO to pay attention to it.

Please note the white spot on its underside. McSwifferpants thinks it is not a true ninja, but was only playing the role for a couple of days. Currently it seems to be determined to chew power cords. HO does not want it to do so. McSwiffer is interested in what might result.

Here It Is

It is called NINJAPANTS and HO says that it has been very difficult to get pictures because of NINJASTEALTH. She has lured it out with PUMPKIN because it has a sad tummy. McSwiffer knows that sad tummies are painful, so has gone easy on Ninjapants today. Only one growl and many hissings and no beatings.

So far.

IT IS STILL HERE

It hides under HO's bedside table. Sometimes it cries. McSwiffer lets it know in no uncertain terms what McSwiffer thinks of it.

HO says that it is TOO FAST and TOO SHADOWY to take pictures. McSwiffer thinks that it is soulless and that it will not appear in pictures.

THERE IS SOMETHING NEW IN THE LAIR

It hides in shadows and cries cries cries all the time. HO says it is a LITTLE SISTER for McSwiffer but McSwiffer thinks it is a USURPER.

This is McSwiffer's angry face: >=E

McSwifferpants is Upside-Down

But still beautiful and smrt.



HO went away for some time and left McSwifferpants alone for two days. McSwifferpants had food and water and clean litter, and some stranger came into the lair and gave her fresh water and a cool bottle. Still this is unacceptable and McSwifferpants has punished HO appropriately.

HO has made up for it somewhat with a new entertainment:


It bumps around and runs away from McSwifferpants. Still, too hot to chase it.

All for now.

Also

McSwifferpants has determined that this blog is viewable with mobile devices. That means you never have an excuse not to read what McSwifferpants says. Never!!

Hello World

Ha ha! HO says that that is a lame title, but what does she know?

McSwifferpants - formerly Intern McSwifferpants - has taken over from Professor Furpants, who made his journey over the Rainbow Bridge many sleeps ago [HO note: about a month]. It has been lonely without Professor, and very quiet, and McSwifferpants dislikes it very much. McSwifferpants remembers this fondly:

But McSwifferpants must grow up and rule the Mountain Lair as Professor taught.


With an iron claw and no mercy!