IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG

Ninjapants and McSwifferpants have been wreaking havoc SEPARATELY OF COURSE and HO has managed to take a picture of us doing things separately.


All separate. Ignore the Keroro Gunso in the corner, HO says that he will go away one day.

Asleep/Awake

Asleep, quiet and beautiful.



Asleep and stupid.


Awake and sexay.


Awake and crazy.

That is all.

HO(me)

HO went away for a long, long time [HO note: 3 days]. Just before she came home other humans came into the mountain lair. One of them fed and played with us and left. The other slept in HO's bed and left in the morning and when she came back she had HO with her.

HO is unable to snuggle with McSwiffer now! She always says OW NOT THERE. It is most inconvenient.

However, having HO home all the time is pleasurable, and McSwiffer will eventually use her stealth to snuggle.

Ninjapants has gotten large and thinks she runs the lair.


However, McSwiffer is in fact in charge and will not permit it to be otherwise.

New Furniture

HO has allowed strangers into the lair. They left something large and soft. HO calls it a COUCHADEATH. Ninjapants has claimed one corner of it. McSwiffer cannot allow her enjoyment of the COUCHADEATH to be obvious, but it does permit her to lie with HO which the other chair did not.

HO has taken a photograph of Ninjapants enjoying the COUCHADEATH.


Stupid Ninjapants.

It Likes Paper

Ninjapants happens to enjoy shredding various types of papers:


HO is not thrilled with this. She takes pains to hide the papers but Ninjapants is good at finding them. McSwiffer wonders if perhaps this bad behaviour will cause Ninjapants to be ejected from the Mountain Lair... this would please McSwiffer and she would be able to get back to her everyday napping and sleeping.

I Am Le Tired

Look At Its Eyes

See? Crazy.