Here It Is

It is called NINJAPANTS and HO says that it has been very difficult to get pictures because of NINJASTEALTH. She has lured it out with PUMPKIN because it has a sad tummy. McSwiffer knows that sad tummies are painful, so has gone easy on Ninjapants today. Only one growl and many hissings and no beatings.

So far.

IT IS STILL HERE

It hides under HO's bedside table. Sometimes it cries. McSwiffer lets it know in no uncertain terms what McSwiffer thinks of it.

HO says that it is TOO FAST and TOO SHADOWY to take pictures. McSwiffer thinks that it is soulless and that it will not appear in pictures.

THERE IS SOMETHING NEW IN THE LAIR

It hides in shadows and cries cries cries all the time. HO says it is a LITTLE SISTER for McSwiffer but McSwiffer thinks it is a USURPER.

This is McSwiffer's angry face: >=E

McSwifferpants is Upside-Down

But still beautiful and smrt.



HO went away for some time and left McSwifferpants alone for two days. McSwifferpants had food and water and clean litter, and some stranger came into the lair and gave her fresh water and a cool bottle. Still this is unacceptable and McSwifferpants has punished HO appropriately.

HO has made up for it somewhat with a new entertainment:


It bumps around and runs away from McSwifferpants. Still, too hot to chase it.

All for now.

Also

McSwifferpants has determined that this blog is viewable with mobile devices. That means you never have an excuse not to read what McSwifferpants says. Never!!

Hello World

Ha ha! HO says that that is a lame title, but what does she know?

McSwifferpants - formerly Intern McSwifferpants - has taken over from Professor Furpants, who made his journey over the Rainbow Bridge many sleeps ago [HO note: about a month]. It has been lonely without Professor, and very quiet, and McSwifferpants dislikes it very much. McSwifferpants remembers this fondly:

But McSwifferpants must grow up and rule the Mountain Lair as Professor taught.


With an iron claw and no mercy!